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Good Luck Finding the Rest of the Toy

GOOD LUCK FINDING THE REST OF THE TOY

It was all worth it.

Trump wants an extension for his 2017 tax return

TRUMP WANTS AN EXTENSION FOR HIS 2017 TAX RETURN

President Donald Trump filed an extension to submit his 2017 tax return. Trump's request for an extension is common for high-income...

 
 
 
The IRS just pushed back the deadline to file taxes by one day after its website crashed on Tax Day

THE IRS JUST PUSHED BACK THE DEADLINE TO FILE TAXES BY ONE DAY AFTER ITS WEBSITE CRASHED ON TAX DAY

The Internal Revenue Service said the Tax Day deadline for Americans to submit tax filings will be pushed back to Wednesday after a...

I Cut off Her Internet

I CUT OFF HER INTERNET

I chewed up the internet cable so she would leave the computer and go play outside with me. And then I found out its raining outside....

 
 
 
IRS website crashes as millions rush to meet tax deadline

IRS WEBSITE CRASHES AS MILLIONS RUSH TO MEET TAX DEADLINE

The IRS's electronic filing system that lets people submit their tax returns online went haywire Tuesday - as millions of Americans...

Clio Awards Announce 2018 Music Marketing, Use of Music Juries

CLIO AWARDS ANNOUNCE 2018 MUSIC MARKETING, USE OF MUSIC JURIES

With the Clio Awards being held Oct. 3 at the Ziegfield Ballroom, the early deadline for potential nominees to submit their works is...

 
 
 
The Best Slushy Recipes

THE BEST SLUSHY RECIPES

For every warm day, you need The Best Slushy Recipes! These recipes pack in the flavor and make the perfect summer beverages! NOTE:...

Elon Musk just poured more than $100 million into The Boring Company

ELON MUSK JUST POURED MORE THAN $100 MILLION INTO THE BORING COMPANY

The Boring Company , Elon Musk 's tunnel-digging company, has raised $112.5 million in a recent round of funding, according to an SEC...

 
 
 
She Paid Through the Nose!

SHE PAID THROUGH THE NOSE!

My dog Poochie will eat her poop while I'm asleep. She then jumps on the bed and sticks her tongue in my nose. It's Disgusting!!!

It's not What it Looks Like

IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

I gave my mom a heart attack when she mistook the stuffing from my bed as explosive diarrhea.

 
 
 
I broke. my Mom

I BROKE. MY MOM

I jerked my mom in the direction of a Great Dane causing her to fall and break her collarbone.

Waymo applies to begin testing driverless cars without backup drivers in California

WAYMO APPLIES TO BEGIN TESTING DRIVERLESS CARS WITHOUT BACKUP DRIVERS IN CALIFORNIA

Waymo, Google parent Alphabet's self-driving vehicle unit, submitted an application to begin testing autonomous vehicles without a...

 
 
 
“Sir, This Isn't the Uber you Requested.”

“SIR, THIS ISN'T THE UBER YOU REQUESTED.”

I ran away from school, jumped in a stranger's car and wouldn't get out. No more school! On the walk back to the car from Doggie Day...

And I Didn't Even Catch the Squirrel

AND I DIDN'T EVEN CATCH THE SQUIRREL

I jumped out the window of a moving vehicle to chase a squirrel.

 
 
 
Apple Reminds Developers App Updates Must Support 64-Bit Starting June 2018, Warns Customers About Unoptimized Apps

APPLE REMINDS DEVELOPERS APP UPDATES MUST SUPPORT 64-BIT STARTING JUNE 2018, WARNS CUSTOMERS ABOUT UNOPTIMIZED APPS

Apple today reminded developers about upcoming changes being made to the Mac App Store. Starting on June 1, all new app updates submitted...

California teacher resigns after accidentally discharging handgun in classroom

CALIFORNIA TEACHER RESIGNS AFTER ACCIDENTALLY DISCHARGING HANDGUN IN CLASSROOM

The teacher who accidentally fired a gun into a classroom ceiling while teaching students about gun safety has submitted his resignation,...

 
 
 
Happy Birthday, Linda

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDA

Happy Birthday Linda. Your cake was delicious. -Tula

Ain't no Shame, Puggies, do Your Thang

AIN'T NO SHAME, PUGGIES, DO YOUR THANG

I can sleep anywhere on the bed, but I choose Mom's pillow. With my butt in her face. I HAVE NO SHAME.

 
 
 
Apple Opposes Proposed Repeal of Clean Power Plan in United States

APPLE OPPOSES PROPOSED REPEAL OF CLEAN POWER PLAN IN UNITED STATES

Apple has formally objected the Environmental Protection Agency's proposed repeal of the Clean Power Plan in the United States. In...

Stopping Cruel High-Speed Pig Slaughter

STOPPING CRUEL HIGH-SPEED PIG SLAUGHTER

This week the Animal Legal Defense Fund submitted comments to the United States Department of Agriculture's Food Safety and Inspection...