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Gingerbread house

GINGERBREAD HOUSE

I ate the gingerbread house out of the box, because you didn't take me with you.

Broward Supervisor of Elections Brenda Snipes Has Reportedly Resigned

BROWARD SUPERVISOR OF ELECTIONS BRENDA SNIPES HAS REPORTEDLY RESIGNED

Broward County election official Brenda Snipes has submitted her resignation, according to the Sun-Sentinel. The Sun-Sentinel reported...

 
 
 
There are Worse Places to be Stuck in!

THERE ARE WORSE PLACES TO BE STUCK IN!

I ate my granny's passport and now she's stuck in Canada.

Brace Yourself

BRACE YOURSELF

“I ate Chloe's braces”

 
 
 
Trump says written responses go to Mueller team next week

TRUMP SAYS WRITTEN RESPONSES GO TO MUELLER TEAM NEXT WEEK

President Donald Trump says his answers to written questions from special counsel Robert Mueller are "all done," and he says the responses...

Greaser Girl

GREASER GIRL

I got busy in kitchen while Mom graded papers.

 
 
 
Trump says he answered written questions in Mueller probe

TRUMP SAYS HE ANSWERED WRITTEN QUESTIONS IN MUELLER PROBE

WASHINGTON - President Donald Trump says he has answered written questions from special counsel Robert Mueller but hasn't yet submitted...

Trump says he's written answers to Mueller's questions himself

TRUMP SAYS HE'S WRITTEN ANSWERS TO MUELLER'S QUESTIONS HIMSELF

President Trump said Friday he has answered questions for Robert Mueller, but hasn't submitted them to the special counsel - adding...

 
 
 
You Don't Need Memories, You Have ME!

YOU DON'T NEED MEMORIES, YOU HAVE ME!

Grandpa gave us a CD of 600 family photos - 7 generations! I ATE THEM.

Get Your Film Made: Franklin Leonard Announces Black List Film Fund

GET YOUR FILM MADE: FRANKLIN LEONARD ANNOUNCES BLACK LIST FILM FUND

Submit your scripts! While speaking at the Wall Street Journal's Tech D.Live conference, Black List founder Franklin Leonard announced...

 
 
 
The Definition of Insanity is

THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS

Our dog will repeatedly go into the bathroom then shut the door behind him so he can't get out. Then he whines and barks until someone...

Watch Migos Submit To The Indignity Of Carpool Karaoke With James Corden

WATCH MIGOS SUBMIT TO THE INDIGNITY OF CARPOOL KARAOKE WITH JAMES CORDEN

It's Wednesday morning, and I think we're all ready for some real deep clammy awkwardness. In the past month, two of the three members...

 
 
 
Butters' Car Ride of Shame

BUTTERS' CAR RIDE OF SHAME

Butters gets car sick

Sufjan Stevens - “Lonely Man Of Winter”

SUFJAN STEVENS - “LONELY MAN OF WINTER”

Back in 2007, in lieu of his standard Christmastime music drop, Sufjan Stevens held the Xmas Song Xchange Contest in which he invited...

 
 
 
It's not Millenials Killing the DVD Industry

IT'S NOT MILLENIALS KILLING THE DVD INDUSTRY

I am a DVD killer. I even brought one that I killed to my owner. Shilo

UFC 230: Daniel Cormier defends title, submits Derrick Lewis

UFC 230: DANIEL CORMIER DEFENDS TITLE, SUBMITS DERRICK LEWIS

Cormier became the first fighter to defend titles in two weight classes.

 
 
 
25 states allow some voters to submit their ballots electronically - here's how that works

25 STATES ALLOW SOME VOTERS TO SUBMIT THEIR BALLOTS ELECTRONICALLY - HERE'S HOW THAT WORKS

The 2018 midterm elections are upon us. In 25 states, service members who qualify under the Uniformed and Overseas Citizens Absentee...

10 Kinkiest Sex Scenes of All Time

10 KINKIEST SEX SCENES OF ALL TIME

Submit to these 10 tawdry sex scenes...

 
 
 
I Was Labrador Retrieving them!

I WAS LABRADOR RETRIEVING THEM!

My name is Ellie. I heard that raw eggs are good for my coat! So I ate not 1, not 2, or 3,4,5,6,7, but 8! Shells and all! Now I have...

Did you Say Pup-cakes?

DID YOU SAY PUP-CAKES?

Bruce ate our cupcakes.